Break My Heart For What Breaks Yours

Gravity - Sara Bareilles

2009-10-25T15:39:35Z

Something always brings me back to you.
It never takes too long.
No matter what I say or do I'll still feel you here 'til the moment I'm gone.

You hold me without touch.
You keep me without chains.
I never wanted anything so much
Than to drown in your love and not feel your reign.

Set me free, leave me be.
I don't want to fall another moment into your gravity.
Here I am and I stand so tall, just the way I'm supposed to be.
But you're on to me and all over me.

You loved me 'cause I'm fragile.
When I thought that I was strong.
But you touch me for a little while and all my fragile strength is gone.

Set me free, leave me be.
I don't want to fall another moment into your gravity.
Here I am and I stand so tall, just the way I'm supposed to be.
But you're on to me and all over me.

I live here on my knees as I try to make you see.
That you're everything I think I need here on the ground.
But you're neither friend nor foe though I can't seem to let you go.
The one thing that I still know is that you're keeping me down

You're on to me, on to me and all over.
Something always brings me back to you.
It never takes too long.

Refresh My Memory

2009-10-25T15:14:08Z

I'm tired.
I'm tired of feeling tired..

I have no mood for absolutely anything. I brought back my laptop from office thinking that I'd get some work done today, but that's so not happening. I only write 3 slides. WOW.

December come quick please. I need a breather. I need to get out. I feel so suffocated. I feel my heart breaking more and more each day and I'm beginning to think that it's going to harden till I can no longer feel.

What does it matter anymore.

My Plan - Gabe Bondoc

2009-09-12T17:54:05Z

Well I wrote you a song, on a napkin today
It didn't take me that long already knew what to say.
But it would've clearly been wrong cause it begged you to stay.
So I threw it away, threw it away.
Because,

Even though I like to keep you mine,
My plan is not to change your mind
I lock the feelings deep inside,
For another time, For another time,
(Repeat x2)

Don't get me twisted
Cause I admire everything that you're doing
You have my best wishes
And, and I know that you're gonna get through it
So girl if this is something that you're needing,
To those feelings be true,
You can only love me, As much as you love you
But girl I know you know that it's the truth, yeah.

Even though I like to keep you mine,
My plan is not to change your mind
I lock the feelings deep inside,
For another time, For another time,
(Repeat x2)

I'm suppressing my fight
Cause I know that you're right
Girl you gotta do what you gotta do
So you could be a better you
I put my questions on hold
And even though I feel cold
I'll be bold for you
And trust that I know My Plan

Yeah, Don't you change your mind for me, Baby yeah
Even though I like to keep you mine,
My plan is not to change your mind
Don't Change your mind.

I did it again

2009-09-12T17:14:46Z

I went shopping and bought 4 pairs of shoes, 2 thanks to vouchers from colleagues. And the vest from bysi I've been wanting, also thanks to vouchers from colleagues for my birthday.

And once again I've proven my logic that when I'm not in a good mood, I shop. ALOT.

My cupboard is bursting and I have yet to get rid of my old clothes. I seriously need to sell them off.

Stress at work again, in a good way. I shall live and breathe the event the next wk and try not to let myself get distracted..

My First

2009-08-23T15:41:03Z

Yesterday I went out and got me my first luxury item, an item that I've been eyeing for a few years already. And this year, I decided to pamper myself with a little blue box seeing all that's been going on, and with my birthday coming up. And so I got myself a Tiffany Somerset Ring aka The Classic Mesh Ring. It did burst a lot of bubbles in my pocket, but it was really worth it and a much needed (okay, maybe more like wanted) indulgence.

And so with this, it's the start of more little blue boxes. Terrible I know.

I wish..

2009-08-16T16:06:22Z

My Life, Love, Everything - Gabe Bondoc

We’ve been together for a while now
And though I memorize your smile now
I’m still mesmerized, still hypnotized

You're still the woman that I first met
And though I didn’t know your name yet
I knew that something deep inside me
It just the yearn for you

This little box holds a shiny thing
A shiny ring that means you're everything
I'll get down on my knee, and ask you to be
My life, my love, my everything
All the music I’ve got
Ooh baby is for you I sing
My life, my love, my everything
I refuse to go on without the joy you bring
I'll look deep in your eyes
And ask you to be mine
Be mine…

Love is complex in its simplicity
It shines the most when you are here with me
I can tell you can’t deny
You feel butterflies
It isn’t just because you’re beautiful
It's that you don’t think you’re beautiful
But I know that you know, that I do

This little box holds a shiny thing
A shiny ring that means everything
I'll get down on my knee, and ask you to be
My life, my love, my everything
All the music I've got
Ooh baby it’s for you I sing
My life, my love, my everything
I refuse to go on without the joy you bring
I'll look deep in your eyes
And ask you to be mine

My once in a lifetime love
I hope you know that you’re the only one I’m thinking of
Please stay baby say you'll spend your life with me
‘Cause I’ll tell you right now
You’re all I wanna see

Yeah... hey... Whoa...
It’s for you I sing
My love, my life, my everything
I refuse to go on without the joy you bring
I'll look deep in your eyes
And ask you to be mine…
Be mine

~~~~~~~~~~

I'm killing myself thinking and wishing..

Night.

Details In The Fabric

2009-07-26T16:07:39Z

Calm down
Deep breaths
And get yourself dressed instead
Of running around
And pulling all your threads saying
Breaking yourself up

If it's a broken part, replace it
But, if it's a broken arm then brace it
If it's a broken heart then face it

And hold your own
Know your name
And go your own way
Hold your own
Know your own name
And go your own way

And everything will be fine
Everything will be fine
Mmmhmm

Hang on
Help is on the way
Stay strong
I'm doing everything

Hold your own
Know your name
And go your own way
Hold your own
Know your name
And go your own way

And everything, everything will be fine
Everything

Are the details in the fabric
Are the things that make you panic
Are your thoughts results of static cling?

Are the things that make you blow
Hell, no reason, go on and scream
If you're shocked it's just the fault
Of faulty manufacturing.

Yeah everything will be fine
Everything in no time at all
Everything

Hold your own
And know your name
And go your own way

Are the details in the fabric (Hold your own, know your name)
Are the things that make you panic
Are your thoughts results of static cling? (Go your own way)

Are the details in the fabric (Hold your own, know your name)
Are the things that make you panic (Go your own way)
Is it Mother Nature's sewing machine?

Are the things that make you blow (Hold your own, know your name)
Hell no reason go on and scream
If you're shocked it's just the fault (Go your own way)
Of faulty manufacturing

Everything will be fine
Everything in no time at all
Hearts will hold

Another Week

2009-06-14T15:35:33Z

Another week, another Monday, another work day, another day of stress. Another day of an overload of thoughts, another day of an overload of pressure.

I wish I could take a break, I wish I didn't have to work. I wish I could see the boi face to face and have him tell me the week's going to be alright.

I miss you.

Sessy Shoes

2009-06-13T15:52:02Z

Was too tired to go out today so I ended up window shopping from home. Looked at lots of of preedy preddy stuff and some sessy shoes which I shall share with you.

Sergio Rossi

Love the deep red, and love the black outlines on the white.

Bottega Veneta

Thick strappy heels. I like.

Lanvin

Sexy platform heels and flats that I will get one day for sure! Love their flats! And look at the pretty box it comes in!

Jimmy Choooooosssss

Loving those killer heels and snakeskin!

Roberto Cavalli

Wedges!!! Love.

Marc by Marc Jacobs

LOOOOVEEEEEEEE the colour!

Last but not least, the must have
Christian Louboutins!

The classic black peep toe heels, gorgeous black/gold combi strap heels AND those killer heels! Look at the heels!!

Aiyoh if only I could have them all ah!

Haha okay off I go, that's all for today :D

Disturbed

2009-06-13T04:45:23Z

I just went to a church website which is really disturbing.. Why? It's a church for gays and lesbians. I respect and accept the fact that different people have different lifestyles but teaching them it's okay to be gay and Christian? Even the apparent pastor of the church is a gay. It's just wrong.

I know I'm threading on a thin ground talking about this, but it really is disturbing when I read about the church's beliefs. Yes they do teach some truths but being the church that it is, is just... disturbing. I don't have any other words to describe how I'm feeling now except that.

Okay I shan't say too much already. Toodles.

Healthy Life

2009-06-07T15:52:07Z

I just signed up and paid for kickboxing class starting in July. Cheap and near. Good.
One step closer to losing those unwanted fats.

Movin' On

2009-06-07T13:40:50Z

Sunday has almost come to an end, a new week begins with work that was left unfinished. So much work, so little time and no motivation. Tell me what am I supposed to do? I know. WORK.

I'm only halfway through the year and I already feel like I need a break although I had one last month, and I am comparatively less busy than the last year. Bah. Some pampering in line for myself this week, shall go for a nice pedicure just for the sake of making myself happier.

I miss being pampered by the boi.. Sigh.

Ciaoz.

Spoiler of the Day

2009-06-01T15:12:41Z

What a way to end my day. Everything was going well and I managed to catch a quick lunch with Karen whom I haven't spent time with for a long long time :)

BUT one phone call turned the whole day upside down because of a bloody bitch. I've been bitching about her to Karen after it happened and just to the boi, but I just can't get it off my chest because I am so mad and irritated by the sickening woman! Seriously how do you talk nicely to a bloody rude and arrogant woman? I was controlling myself the entire time talking to her because she is the client, she is "queen". No matter how damn insulting she sounded, and how she tried to pick on something else when I proved her wrong (in my calm voice), just so she wouldn't lose face, I could not answer back to her in the way I actually wanted to.

How do you be nice to someone who is so damn disrespectful? How do I not let the sun go down on my anger? Damn bloody bitch who's sucking up all my energy and happy thoughts. I've met so many rude people in this past 1 year plus that I've been working, but I never fail to be amazed at how some people act and think that everyone else around them owes them a living, like they are some god and we should be worshipping the ground that they walk on. SERIOUSLY. Why do such people exist?

My patience is really being tested and I really hate dealing with such unreasonable people. Why, why, why? I still have to face that stupid woman till the event is over. ARGH!

Lord, please help me have patience to deal with such people, and more.

There's too many types of people in this real world that I never knew existed, and I really need to learn how to deal and react to them. Sigh.

An MC a day keeps the work at bay

2009-04-13T11:35:57Z

And so I woke up this morning with a throbbing headache and an aftermath of the week long battle with my flu and sore throat and weird tummy. A visit to the docs gave me a day off from work today which I spent some time with the brother after a few weeks of not seeing him.

I'm having an almost quarter life crisis, wondering what should I be doing with my life apart from work. There's so many things that I want to do, that I think I should be doing but laziness always gets the better of me, and I suddenly feel like I have no more motivation to do any of the things that I want to. The only thing I'm doing i getter older and fatter. Sigh.. Yes woe is me, and I am whining.

Anyway, I am looking forward to my trip to Perth in May, think it's a much needed break to refresh myself again and get in touch with myself and God in a place that always makes me feel at peace. Somehow being back in Singapore makes it seem like a part of me is missing and I just can't figure out what is that piece. Or maybe it's just starting work, you know how they say when you start work that you become jaded with life. And I think to a certain extent it is true. Suddenly you have to consider so many other things, take care of your financials, divide your time properly between things that actually matter. But then again I'm doing things and getting things of my own accord, things that I once had to answer to my parents for.

Okay, enough whining, time to enjoy the rest of my day before it's back to work again tomorrow. I foresee a long day ahead tomorrow.

Hello Mr Mraz!

2009-02-28T17:17:43Z

Something happened this week that warrants for a nice entry from me, complete with a picture montage which I have not done in AGES! The last time I did this was when I was still in Perth and actually could spare the time to slowly downsize photos and put them together in a montage. But well, I just had to do it for this, or rather, Mr Mraz! :D

So yes, after the crazy madness at work for the past few weeks, I'm glad I got to unwind and enjoy some extremely good music on Thursday with darling Marie and of course Mr Awesomeness himself, Mr Mraz! Woot!

We went there tired from work, but got into the mood once we got to the indoor stadium and saw the hoards of people. I was pretty excited the day before and the day itself 'cos I it's been a looonnnggg time since I attended a concert and what made it more exciting was it was Jason Mraz!

I was expecting an opening act, but no, he came out straight away and gave a solid performance right from the start all the way to the end which was slightly more than 1.5 hours, WITHOUT HIS VOICE CRACKING A SINGLE BIT! Now that's what I call a pro! He played his guitar, shook his booty, gave funny faces, danced around the stage, teased the crowd and sang his way into every girl's heart I must say, and with a powerful voice that sounded exactly like he does on the CD at that.

Plenty of highlights that night, with different renditions of his hit songs, which were AWESOME by the way. But i must say, the one that took my breath away was when he came out without his guitar and sang Curiosity. Woah! Blew me away with his voice, just his pure voice and that opera singing, just like on the CD. AWESOMENESS! I will never ever miss another chance to hear him sing live again if I can help it!

Anyhoos, some peekatures for you to peek at :)

Would love to share with you his performance, but I only managed to upload one video to Facebook so far (yes, it's him singing Curiosity), have no idea why I can't upload the rest! But well, nothing beats the real thing lah!

Okay enough gushing about Mr Mraz, now onto Mr Humpty!
If you haven't already seen the ads on the trains, read about it in the papers, or received my e-Flyer, The Living Courthouse is next weekend! Go to the website to find out what's it about if you don't know!

It's the one event that I've been slogging my guts out at work for, traded many hours of rest at home for, become mentally exhausted for and been terribly excited about when the publicity started to go out. It's good to see the hard work pay off and people start to pay attention to it. Quite a number of articles on the event came out on Friday, and after I did some googling yesterday, I found quite a number of random people talking about it on their blogs. So woots! Come say hi if you come visit The Living Courthouse next weekend yah! :)

Oh and yes, if you happen to go to the website, the opening flash animation is done by my wonderful Jojo Teo who's been hard at work doing some very important slides for us. And because her birthday was last week, she deserves special mention and a picture on this entry! Thank you woman! Love you muchos! :)

Okay and with that, I end my entry here. It's a long one but I hope you all enjoyed reading it as much as I had fun writing it. It's been a while since I wrote entries like this, and I do miss writing. Hopefully work will spare me a little more after the event and I'll be able to share more with you folks again on this miserly LJ of mine.

Till then, toodles! :) Off to watch Wong Li Lin in action!

P/S: I finally went running again today because the boi FORCED me to! But I'm glad he did :) I must say he's really been a great support during this crazy period. I love you baby!

What is going on?!?

2009-02-16T16:25:49Z

I don't know if you guys read the news about this British boy who impregnated a girl and he's only 13, and she 15. Like hello!! What were they thinking and were they that sex crazed? And then there's another article talking about whether this boy is the father 'cos she apparently had sex with another 2 boys, AND HER PARENTS CONSENTED TO HER SLEEPING WITH 1 OF THEM. What are the parents thinking too?? MAD! Seriously. I just cant fathom what else is happening in this world.

Anyhoos, hello! Been very tired recently so this could just be another 1 off entry for a while. I'll try to blog soon again!

Oh and yes, I've been hearing a lot of good news recently from good friends, CONGRATULATIONS!! :)
Makes me feel old ya know, like suddenly so many friends are moving on to the next stage of their lives! Haha. But yes, happiness all around, so it's all good.

Okay, time to call the boi and time to sleep! Ciaoz.

Tech Geek!

2009-01-25T15:05:38Z

Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! *hyperventilates* (I know damn bimbotic.. but who cares!)

I was checking out the features of the Nokia 6600 fold phone online because I've been wanting to get since my Samsung phone hasn't been all that trusty with its frequent mood swings although I simply adore the qwerty keypad. But just when I was finding out more about the phone, I spotted the new phone which I now have my eye on and I am so going to get this when it's out!

I proudly present to you the Nokia N97!! It's slated to be released early this year after it was launched last year. I shall be patient and wait wait wait!! So you want to know how the phone who I fell in love with at first sight looks like??

TADAH!!!

It's gorgeous right? They have it in black too but the white looks so much more girlish and classic! I like!! Oh my gosh!! QWERTY Keypad love! And it's got a 5 megapixel camera with flash and WLAN! Perfect for surfing online when I'm on the go! I love!
The phone has 32GB worth of memory itself (excluding MicroSD card) and that's more than enough for me to stuff it with pictures and music! Woot! If you want more info on it's specs, just go HERE.

Wah lau!! i can't wait for it to be released here, although i know it's going to be freaking expensive but i shall save for it! Nokia N97, I'll be waiting for you!

Okay yes, that's all i wanted to say 'cos I'm so excited about the phone.. haha. Will blog again soon! Stay tuned!

BTW, HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR ALL! :)

To All You Friendly Stalkers!

2009-01-13T16:13:50Z

I just heard about de-lurking day! I never knew such a day existed but tis interesting.
So basically for all you friendly stalkers/readers who I may or may not know read/still read my LJ, comment comment comment.

Tell me how you got here if i don't already know you, and what you enjoy reading in my LJ.

Ever since I moved to LJ, i know readership has gone down, or maybe not, because I don't publicize this little e-journal of my thought processes. So it'd definitely be interesting to see who comments!

Yes yes, i know I should update more. Apologies for my laziness.. but yes, still comment no matter when you see this, even if the supposed de-lurker day for your chance to de-lurk yourself is over.

Lovelove. Update properly soon. :)

Here's the plan, Japan!

2008-12-07T16:50:15Z

In less than 48hours, I'll be on the plane to the land of the rising sun! I seriously can't believe that I'm leaving and won't be back till the 19th.
Planning Japan was just too much info, but it is getting more exciting now :) Can't wait to immerse myself in the culture. The last time I went, I was too young to be bothered about such stuff.. Now I shall make sure I remember stuff!

I hope I have enough clothes to bring with me over and I don't freeze myself to death man! Just keep thinking that I don't have enough!! Tomorrow I shall pack and see.

Exciting month ahead! And I shall make sure I get enough rest :D

The Internet Is For Porn. TSK!

2008-11-09T11:45:38Z

Avenue Q was fantabulously funny, entertaining, matter of fact, infectious, relatable and just damn smart! The people who put these musical together is a genius! And to top that, the cast was REALLY GOOD. I give it two thumbs up. Seriously, if you can watch it. GO! Even the boi who is so not a fan of musicals ('cos he can't stand see people sing out of the blue for no rhyme or reason) loved it! :D

I was so tempted to get the num limited edition tanks that they were selling but it was crazily ex, $49.90. Madness.

Schadenfreude!

Avenue Q was one of the best things that happened this week. Crazy work weeks coming ahead. I need sleep. Sighs. Off to go rest a little before set up tonight.

I want to go shopping.

Toodles people.

As my status says..

2008-10-21T14:17:41Z

It's on my MSN and it's on my facebook. RUDE PRICKS BE GONE! Argh!

What happened? I dialled a wrong number today and when i asked for a particular person, the guy replied "F*** you!" And yes, his tone was with the exclamation mark. That was totally uncalled for when he could have said that I called the wrong person, even if it was in an angry tone. BAH! I immediately put down the phone when it happened but after I thought about it I should have replied "You can do that to yourself, thank you very much."

If that ever happens again, i'm so going to reply that. Argh! Can't stand this rude pricks, wish I could SCRUB his stupid mouth!

Sigh. The people that exist in this world.

Same Same to you!

2008-09-13T17:25:56Z

The last time I mentioned The Moffatts was eons ago! I checked and it was on my blogspot! It was this entry in May 2006 (scroll down to the bottom for the entry) and I mentioned Clint and Bob forming Same Same and coming out with an album (Meaning of Happy). Well yes! I found videos of their other singles, besides that disastrous one they sang with the Thai lady, and I love this song!

Wah I feel like buying their album can, although I think it's going to be damn hard to find. The other songs are really pretty pleasant on the ears.

Okay anyways, after Same Same, Bob and Clint are now back in the States and forming ANOTHER band. Yes, you saw it right, ANOTHER band called Two Bullet Parade (you can check out two vids they put up). What's up with them man, having so many band names! But aiyah whatever, Clint is still cute as ever, if not better! Hah!

Okay that's all folks. Catch ya'll again! :) Night!

I'm late, I'm late, I'm very very late!

2008-09-13T03:52:43Z

Oh my gosh, I can't believe myself. I woke 45mins later than the time I was supposed to be in church for AG with Wendy and Amy lah. Champion lah Tash!

I think this is representative of my spiritual life now. I'm always late.. for God. Sigh..

Lucky NOT by Britney Spears

2008-09-12T14:28:59Z

Lucky - Jason Mraz & Colbie Caillat

Do you hear me,
I'm talking to you
Across the water across the deep blue ocean
Under the open sky, oh my, baby I'm trying

Boy I hear you in my dreams
I feel your whisper across the sea
I keep you with me in my heart
You make it easier when life gets hard

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Ooohh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

They don't know how long it takes
Waiting for a love like this
Every time we say goodbye
I wish we had one more kiss
I'll wait for you I promise you, I will

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Lucky we're in love every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday

And so I'm sailing through the sea
To an island where we'll meet
You'll hear the music fill the air
I'll put a flower in your hair

though the breezes through trees
Move so pretty you're all I see
As the world keeps spinning round
You hold me right here right now

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
I'm lucky we're in love every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday

Older & Wiser

2008-09-12T14:19:51Z

Thank you dear friends for all the well wishes for me Birthday :) I got a pleasant surprise to see email after email of notices from Facebook on my yahoo mail telling me someone posted on my wall. Heh.

Anyhoos, it was a really great birthday spent with the wonderful people from the office and a great dinner with the boi in the evening. And in that span of 1 day I also got 3 presents! Woot! :D

My colleagues got me this!

The Kate Spade Jane St Holly Card Holder, but in Gold (can't find pic of it in gold lah). Preeedddyyyy! :D

And the boi bought me this watch that I've been thinking of getting but didn't.

My limited edition Adidas Candy White Watch! :D

And my 3rd present is a book i wanted from Roald Dahl (Yah lah, relive my childhood can?) that the boi got for me too. Woohoo :D Yes yes I'm a happy girl.

And besides all of the birthday celebrations, another good news is that NIcholas Teo aka 张栋梁张栋 has got a new show out! Woot! 无敌珊宝妹 (Invincible Shan Bao Mei)! More of him to watch. Heh.

Okay and now to end this short entry, let me share with you my favourite poem from Roald Dahl. I remember using this poem for poetry recitation competition in Primary School and I memorised this poem and acted as Red Riding Hood. Hoho, so fun I had a fake gun summore :p

Little Red Riding Hood and The Wolf

As soon as Wolf began to feel
That he would like a decent meal,
He went and knocked on Grandma's door.
When Grandma opened it, she saw
The sharp white teeth, the horrid grin,
And Wolfie said, ``May I come in?''
Poor Grandmamma was terrified,
``He's going to eat me up!'' she cried.

And she was absolutely right.
He ate her up in one big bite.
But Grandmamma was small and tough,
And Wolfie wailed, ``That's not enough!
I haven't yet begun to feel
That I have had a decent meal!''
He ran around the kitchen yelping,
``I've got to have a second helping!''
Then added with a frightful leer,
``I'm therefore going to wait right here
Till Little Miss Red Riding Hood
Comes home from walking in the wood.''
He quickly put on Grandma's clothes,
(Of course he hadn't eaten those).
He dressed himself in coat and hat.
He put on shoes, and after that
He even brushed and curled his hair,
Then sat himself in Grandma's chair.
In came the little girl in red.
She stopped. She stared. And then she said,

``What great big ears you have, Grandma.''
``All the better to hear you with,'' the Wolf replied.
``What great big eyes you have, Grandma.''
said Little Red Riding Hood.
``All the better to see you with,'' the Wolf replied.

He sat there watching her and smiled.
He thought, I'm going to eat this child.
Compared with her old Grandmamma
She's going to taste like caviar.

Then Little Red Riding Hood said, ``But Grandma,
what a lovely great big furry coat you have on.''

``That's wrong!'' cried Wolf. ``Have you forgot
To tell me what BIG TEETH I've got?
Ah well, no matter what you say,
I'm going to eat you anyway.''
The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.
She whips a pistol from her knickers.
She aims it at the creature's head
And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.
A few weeks later, in the wood,
I came across Miss Riding Hood.
But what a change! No cloak of red,
No silly hood upon her head.
She said, ``Hello, and do please note
My lovely furry wolfskin coat.''

Roald Dahl, Revolting Rhymes